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Get to know me

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What's your real name?
La Bop

How tall are you?
same size as a dwarf 

What's your natural hair color?
brown

What's your eye color?
green/yellow

What's your orientation?
Dicks 

Are you single, taken or undecided?
ur mom 

What do you do in your spare time?
waste air 

What's your job or occupation?
a male stripper at a gay club 

What do you like about yourself?
my beard 

What do you dislike about yourself?
everything else 

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
that i'm great but then they got to know me and were like "shit i've made a terrible mistake" 

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
nature spirits

Do you drink?
hella

Do you smoke?
hella

What are your major fears?
zombies. 

Do you have any dreams or goals?
probably move out of finland to live in a another country for a few years. 

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
hella 

Who's your best buddy?
my left hand 

What's your favorite food?
everything that isn't finnish christmas food 

What's your favorite drink?
Tequila, citron vodka and red wine.... also new castle brown beer. 

What's your favorite color?
green 

If you had a super power, what would it be?
that i could transform into a wild animal 

What's your favorite movie?
Pompoko 

What's your least favorite food?
finnish christmas food 

What's the last meal you want before you die?
karjalanpiirakka with egg-butter 

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
a bike, i would like to "drive" a horse. 

What is your most disliked bug?
fckin maggots that feed on corpses 

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
ahhh there are so many... Probaly the thing when people say that they hate some person very very much and don't ever want to talk to them or see them, don't remove them from their facebook friends :_D 

What do you dislike in life?
modern society 

Tag 5 people: 
jesus, buddha, moses, michael jackson and your mom 
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Yukicon

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Yeha, oon lauantaina myymässä arttia taidekujalla :iconarathoren: ja :iconnotundermybed: seurassa, tulkaa östelee printtejä ja avaimenperiä (hobitti ja AC aiheisia enimmikseen) 
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Yeah, I finally got around making a "proper" page of my fursuits on facebook, here's the link; www.facebook.com/n0m0rew0rds
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kosk matti

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(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』
 1. Are you more feminine or masculine? 
hahahah masculine 
 
2. Are you tall or short?
a hobbit
 
3. What's your favorite color?
green
 
 4. What do you love about yourself?
my beer belly 
 
5. What's your greatest flaw?
short temper? 
 
 6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?
sometimes
 
7. What are you really, really good at?
masturbating 
 
 8. What's something you're bad at, but love?
drawing 
 
9. What's something people have tried to force you to do?
to have sex in a bathroom 
 
10. How do you spend your free time?
playing games
 
11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.
hobo 
 
12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?
no 
 
13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?
"your birth name was beautiful" 
 
14. Favorite game?
FFIX 
 
15. What color is your hair?
brown 
 
: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』
 16. Do you believe in god? Care to tell why?
No, cuz i'm not in love with a fairytale 
 
17. Is men's rights a thing?
poop 
 
18. Does love really exist?
sure 
 
19. Can science explain everything, eventually?
idk????????
 
 20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?
maybe? 
 
 21. How do you feel about the school system?
is okei 
 
22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?
sure
 
23. What is art?
stuff n thangs 
 
 24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?
we define ourselves 
 
25. What happens after we die?
you become a beautiful hannifly 
 
26. Do humans matter (tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar system in a galaxy in an infinite universe)?
no 
 
27. What religion?
???????
 
28. Is there good in everyone?
sure 

 29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?
yes 
 
30. How do you feel about society, the vague "they" blamed for everything? 
fuck the popo 
 
: (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*LOVEY-DOVEY PREFERENCE STUFF*~✧』
31. What gender do you prefer?
cis males or trans* males or masculine androgynes 
 
 32. What's the first thing you notice about someone?
if they have a tiny cock or tits 
 
 33. Could you love someone you found ugly?
yeah 
 
34. Favorite hair color?
whoa idk 
 
 35. Favorite eye color?
everything else but blue 
 
 36. Ideal height?
for me would be 170cm 
 
37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
:iconarnon-crafts:
 
38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like? 
Tarkan or Norman Reedus 
 
39. What do you look for--brains or looks?
grains 
 
40. Could you fall in love online?
yes
 
41. How much of an age cap can you handle?
1-10
 
42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
what's up wanna U.M.Q.R.A 
 
43. Could you forgive a cheater?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't get jealous so idk?? 
 
44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
i dont f u c k i n g  know u tell me 
 
45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren't dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What's stopping you?
I'm married to my left arm so... 
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Name: El Pueblo
Age: 20
Birthday: last day of november
Gender: butt fucking homo ( a guy yes) 
SO: Faggot 

Eye color: Green
Natural Hair color: Brown
Painted hair color: Dark brown

Nationality: forest imp 
Current residence: Butthole 
Places visited: Turku, Ochejohka, Rovaniemi, multiple other places inside Finland, Estonia, Sweden, Latvia, Spain, Egypt, Greece, Turkey, Istanbul, Alanya, Antalya, Japan, Tokio, Osaka, Shinjuku... 

Pets: Cats and a one big ass akita inu 
Siblings: just older brothers 
Characters: too many 
Languages: English, Finnish, Jag talar inte svenska, Arabic, Turkish and some leftovers of japanese 
Sports: Lifting weights, swimming, fishing and pagan dancing 
Music: Everything else but dubstep and dethmetal and Pitbull 
Hobbies: Drawing, cosplay, RPG, Medieval things 
Bad habits: Being a fucking asshole 

Favourite youtubers: Manslay3r, OneyNG, Pewds, Egoraptor, Stamper, Physicpebbles
Favourite song: There are so many ;_; golden boy, born to love and live for joy~
Favourite Pokémon: Charizard 
Favourite game: Final Fantasy IX maybe.. 

Favourite food: There are so many.... IDK turkish breakfast? 
Favourite drinks: Kuşburnu, water, tea in general, brown beer, anything that doesn't have a kilo of sugar in it. 
worst food: Kaalilaatikko. 

Fandoms: AC, Shingeki no Kyojin, ASOIAF, Sherlockians, Potter Heads, Drakan, Tolkiens.... so many to count.. 
Things you should not talk about with me: "Gay relationships are not equal to heterosexual relationships" 

Other stuff: Chicken butt 

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