(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』 1. Are you more feminine or masculine?
hahahah masculine
2. Are you tall or short?
a hobbit
3. What's your favorite color?
green
4. What do you love about yourself?
my beer belly
5. What's your greatest flaw?
short temper?
6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?
sometimes
7. What are you really, really good at?
masturbating
8. What's something you're bad at, but love?
drawing
9. What's something people have tried to force you to do?
to have sex in a bathroom
10. How do you spend your free time?
playing games
11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.
hobo
12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?
no
13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?
"your birth name was beautiful"
14. Favorite game?
FFIX
15. What color is your hair?
brown
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16. Do you believe in god? Care to tell why?
No, cuz i'm not in love with a fairytale
17. Is men's rights a thing?
poop
18. Does love really exist?
sure
19. Can science explain everything, eventually?
idk????????
20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?
maybe?
21. How do you feel about the school system?
is okei
22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?
sure
23. What is art?
stuff n thangs
24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?
we define ourselves
25. What happens after we die?
you become a beautiful hannifly
26. Do humans matter (tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar system in a galaxy in an infinite universe)?
no
27. What religion?
???????
28. Is there good in everyone?
sure
29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?
yes
30. How do you feel about society, the vague "they" blamed for everything?
fuck the popo
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31. What gender do you prefer?
cis males or trans* males or masculine androgynes
32. What's the first thing you notice about someone?
if they have a tiny cock or tits
33. Could you love someone you found ugly?
yeah
34. Favorite hair color?
whoa idk
35. Favorite eye color?
everything else but blue
36. Ideal height?
for me would be 170cm
37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
Tarkan or Norman Reedus
39. What do you look for--brains or looks?
grains
40. Could you fall in love online?
yes
41. How much of an age cap can you handle?
1-10
42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
what's up wanna U.M.Q.R.A
43. Could you forgive a cheater?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don't get jealous so idk??
44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
i dont f u c k i n g know u tell me
45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren't dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What's stopping you?
I'm married to my left arm so...